December 2011
16 posts
“Just arrived at Jesus’s birthday party. Already out of queso. :(”
I’m at the hair salon, and this hair dresser’s belly is halfway hanging out. I wasn’t sure if she knew, but then she looked down directly at it, as if to make sure she was still being an indecent hooker, and then went back to cutting the hair of this little boy.
Mom and dad, or not?
I can’t believe you send her money and I still have yet to receive the car I was promised for my 16th birthday. You have the nerve to act like you hadn’t even thought I might be a little upset about that. Call me all you want, I’m not gonna answer it. I didn’t realize a father that barely knows his children could have a favorite child. At least I’ve got mom, right?...
Read it and weep.
Apparently the White House referred to Christmas Trees as Holiday Trees for the first time this year which prompted CBS presenter, Ben Stein, to present this piece which I would like to share with you. I think it applies just as much to many countries as it does to America ….
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
My confession:
I am...